hindi muhavare SMS

Dhobi Ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka.- Washerman’s doberman neither house nor bank river

Tumhare Kaan Baj Rahe He- Your eardrums are playing drums

English is a very Funny Lauguage Naa Pine hain na Apple. Phie bhi Pineapple

Aata Maajhi satakali- Now my head gear has gone to the sides

Bagal mai chhora aur shehar mai dhindhora- Boy under Armpit and Hypercity noise Pollution

Jab bade baat kar rahe ho to beech mai toka nahi karte- When elders get Cosy. Youngers dont put nosy

Saale ko kutte ki maut marunga- Brother-in-law will die Tommy’s Death

Tujhe paakar meri Chatti aur bhi Chaudi ho gayi hai- My Chest has become Blouse

Main Tumhe Chatti ka dooth yaad dila dunga- I will make you remember Milk No. 6

Crazy C.I.D Facts

1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years.
3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.
4. There is no POLICE, C.I.D handles every case.
5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.
6. None of them ever got married.
7. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.
8. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT, & gets Finger prints tested.
9. people remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.
10.End of episode, all criminals get Fassi.

6 Funny SMS's

Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist,Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist,My name is Khan & m not a terrorist.

Rat k 2 bje baji ghar ki bell,Rat k 2 bje baji ghar ki bell,Maine Gate Khola toh,Chowkidar bola.ALL IZZ WELLALL IZZ WELL

Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu,Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu,Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu??

Tum bin hum yu kaise ji payege,Tum bin hum yu kaise ji payege,”Aayege! Mere Karan Arjun aayege”

Call karne se pehle balance jachna,Call karne se pehle balance jachna,Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna

Mehbuba k pyar me mar gaya peter,Mehbuba k pyar me mar gaya peter,Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre.

Wife comes home late at night and ...

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband  there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said Hello :-D

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Once a negro had to participate in a fancy dress..

Once a negro had to participate in a fancy dress competition..
His wife gives him a Santa Clause' costume..
Man: R u mad ? Have you ever seen a black Santa ?
His wife throws it & brings him a Snowman's costume..
Man: r u crazy ? Have you ever seen a black snowman ?
His wife gets angry, throws it n brings a wooden ruler for him..
Man: What should i do with that ruler ?
Wife: Put it in your ass and go as a chocobar icecream!!=))=))

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"Hum Ko To Apno Ne Luta Gairo Me Kaha Dum Tha

"Hum Ko To Apno Ne Luta Gairo Me Kaha Dum Tha

Meri Haddi Bhi Tuti Waha Jahaa Hospital Band Tha.

Mujhe Vo Ambulance Mili Jisme Petrol Kam Tha.

Muje Rikshe Me Bithaya Gaya Kyoki Kiraya Kam Tha.

Mujhe DOCTOR Ne Uthaya Nurse Me Kaha Dum Tha.

Mujhe Us Bed Par Litaya Jiske Niche Bomb Tha.

Mujhe Bomb Ne Udaya Goli Me Kaha Dum Tha.

Mujhe Sadak Par Hi Dafnaya Kyoki Kabristaan Me Bhi Function Tha.


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Interviewer & pappu

Interviewer: Let me check your word Power.

pappu : Ok Sir.

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good..

.pappu: hmmmm... Bad

Interviewer: Come

Pappu : Go.

Interviewer: Ugly.

pappu: Pichlli.

Interviewer: PICHLLIIIII????

pappu: UGLYYYYYYYYY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.

pappu: Keep Talking.

Interviewer: Ok now  stop these all.

pappu: now carry on this all

Interviewer: abe ... chup ho ja. chup ho ja. Chup ho jaaaa

pappu: abe... bolta rah. bolta rah. bolta rahhh

iewer: Areeee yaaar

pappu: areeee dushmannnnnn

Interviewer: Get Out.

pappu: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.

pappu: Oh my Devil.

Interviewer: U r Rejected.

pappu: I m selected...Thank u thank u

sir...:) :p

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tips to enjoy success in Government Service

6 tips to enjoy success in Government Service

1.Bane raho pagla, kaam karega agla.

2. Hamesa raho Cool, salary milegi full.

3. Jisne li tension, uske ghar wale lenge pension.

4. Kaam se darna nahin, par kaam bhi karna nahin.

5. Khao dabake, chalo langdake.

6. Jo kaam kare usko ungli karo,

aur jo na kare uski chugli karo.

... JAI GOVERNMENT Servant ki..

Jab baccha paida hota hai to sare...

Jab baccha paida hota hai to sare

khandan wale use dekhane

aatay hain.

Bachche ka baap kehta hai:

"Mere bete ka chehra to mere pe gaya hai."

Chacha kehta hai "is ke haath paon to bilkul mere par gaye hain."

Maa kehti hai: "iss ki naak mere pe gayi hai."

Mamu kehta hai: "iss ke kaan mere par gaye hain."

Phir jab wohi baccha bada hokar

Ladkion ko Chedta hai to sare

khandan wale kehte hain:

"Pata nahi Haramkhor kis par gaya hai


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KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is duty...

KAMASUTRA says that.. 
sex is Duty- if done with ur wife
Art- if done with ur love
Education- if done with a virgin
Tution- if done with ur teacher
Job- if done with your boss/secretary
Science- if done with a fertile lady
Business- if done with a prostitute
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with your own hand


kamasutra sex story kamasutra sms sex is duty 
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Ek hot n sexy model ship pe gayi...

Ek hot n sexy model ship pe gayi.
use dekh kar ship ke captain ki niyat kharab ho gayi .
Captain: mere sath rat ko humbistar ho jao nahi to
mai ship Duba dunga 
model raji ho gayi 
Her status post - Maine pichle 2 din me 17 bar 600 logo ki jaan bachayi :-) :-)


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Sardar Was Asked to Give a Speech to Deaf and Dumb

Sardar Was Asked to Give a Speech to Deaf and Dumb People.
He Gets Up On Stage,Squeezes His nipple,
 Touches His Cock and Starts Masturbating.
Organizers Pulled Him Off Stage and 
Asked Him What the Hell He Was Doing?
He Said I Just Wanted to Start by Saying' 
Ladies and Gentlemen, it Gives Me Great Pleasure'


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Generation gap! But common sense!;)

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha to 6th std students. 
"Kans heard devaki's 8th son wud kill him.
So he put devaki & vasudev in prison.
1st child ws born. Kans killed it by poison.
 2nd Kans killed by sword. 
3rd was born.. 
"At this point a boy raised his hand fr a doubt. 
The teachr asked What? 


... The boy said "If kans knew that d 8th son wud kill him,why did he put devaki & vasudev in d SAME jail?" 
Teacher fainted! 
Generation gap! But common sense!;)

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Angrez Pakistan gaya Airport se taxi lee...

Angrez Pakistan gaya
Airport se taxi lee
Raste me drivr ne uska sab kuch loot liya.
Uske kapde bhi utarke virane mein phenk dia.
ek Pathan udhar se guzra to Angrez ne usko aawaz di
Pathan:Oh yeh kya hui
Angrez ne sari baat batai
to Pathan apna naada kholte hue bola 
oye yara Tumhara aaj Din hi Kharaab Hai.

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WHAT is TENSION?

WHAT is TENSION?
Ladki ne Aapse Lift mangi, 
Raste me Uski Tabiat Bigad gai.
Aap Hospital Le gaye,
Doctor bola:
Aap baap ban'ne wale ho.
Apko TENSION,
Aap bole Me iska
Bap nahi,
Ladki boli:
Yehi Baap he.
Aapko aur tension.
Phir Police aaye.
Aapka medical check-up hua.
Report aai ki Aap
to kabhi Baap hi
Nahi ban sakte.
Aapko or tension.
Aap ne Uparwale ka Shukria Ada kia.
aur phir Socha ke..
Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai.
Wo kis ke hai.?
Apko phir TENSION..





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