Hindi SMS, Hindi Poem, Hindi Shayari, Hindi Jokes: Dirty SMS

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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

A sperm test... :D ;)

A 80 yr old man went for a sperm test.

Dr gave him a bottle to collect sperm. Next day,
man came with empty bottle &
told that he tried with his left hand
then with his right hand.
Then his wife tried with her left hand &
then with her rite hand.
Then his daughter in law tried
with both hands & mouth.
Then the neighbor's wife and
daughter tried the same way.
...
..
.
but could not open the Bottle...
.
..
...Change ur thinking boss

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Friday, February 22, 2013

Ladies ke pas wo kya hai jo

Gol Go hai .. Round Round hai

Left mai hai aur right side mai bhi hai

Chalte hue hilti hai,

Uska naam B se shuru hota hai

...

BANGLES.,

hahaha :D

SOCH BADLO DESH BADLEGA

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Tu dost hai mera, Tujh pe jaan waar dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to teri *#@$ mar dunga.

Tu dikhta hai accha, Tu likhta hai accha,

Tu padhta hai accha, tu ladta hai accha,

Tujhse jo panga lega, Uski main phaad dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to teri *#@$ mar dunga.

Tu maang le jaan, Tu maang le aan,

Ladki ka number ho, ya randi ki *#@$,

Tere liye sab tere dar pe utar dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to teri. . . . ..

:D :D

has mai teri *#@$ mar dunga...

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Sunday, July 15, 2012

Ladies ke sath kon kaisa haramipan karta hai

Ladies ke sath kon kaisa haramipan karta hai:-
Petrol Wala:- Kitna Dalu?
Dhobi:- Madam Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Mai Abhi Aata Hu.
Photo copy Wala:- Madam Aage Piche Dono Taraf Se Karu,Ya Sirf 1 Side Se.
Fruit wala:- Madam kele ka size to dekho dil khush ho jayega.
Bank wala:- Madam so so ke du chalega kya.?
Auto wala:- Madam aage se nahi jayega, piche se lu?
Paper wala:- Madam kal me niche se dal k gaya tha.

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Angrez Pakistan gaya Airport se taxi lee...

Angrez Pakistan gaya
Airport se taxi lee
Raste me drivr ne uska sab kuch loot liya.
Uske kapde bhi utarke virane mein phenk dia.
ek Pathan udhar se guzra to Angrez ne usko aawaz di
Pathan:Oh yeh kya hui
Angrez ne sari baat batai
to Pathan apna naada kholte hue bola
oye yara Tumhara aaj Din hi Kharaab Hai.

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Sardar aur Bakri

Sardar Mele Me Gaya
Waha Do Line Lagi Thi,
ek Dekhne ki 20/- aur dusri Karne ki 10/-.
SARDAR Karne ke Liye Ghusa to
use Sex karne ke Liye BAKRI Di Gayi.
Dusre Din Wo Dekhne Ki Line Me Laga.
Aage Wale Ko Pucha 'Ye Dikhate Kya He?'
Admi-Aaj Pata Nahi Kya Dikhayenge,
kal To Ek Sardar Ko Bakari ke sath Dikhaya Tha...

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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Kash Mai Tumhe Dekhu Jab Tum Kapde Utaro

Kash Mai
Tumhe Dekhu
Jab Tum
Kapde Utaro
.
.
Jo Dale The
Taar Pe
Sukhane Ke Liye
.
.
Aur
Tum
Apne Hath Me
Pakdo Mera
.
.
Hath
.
Aur Kaho,
Maine Tumhare Liye
Kholi Hui hai
Apni
.
.
Baahein
.
.
Ab To
Lelo Meri
.
.
Har Khushi
.
.
Aur
Mujhe Dedo Apna
.
.
Har gum
.
Fir Me
Kholu Dhire Se
Tumhari
.
.
Eyes
.
.
Aur Kahu,
Dekho Kitna
Bada hai Mera
.
.
.
Dil
.
.
Fir Me
Tumhri
Tange Uthau
Or
Dal Du Apna
.
.
****
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.
Beta Har Bar
Majak Nahi Hota,
Non Veg joke hai..;-);-)