hindi muhavare SMS

Dhobi Ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka.- Washerman’s doberman neither house nor bank river

Tumhare Kaan Baj Rahe He- Your eardrums are playing drums

English is a very Funny Lauguage Naa Pine hain na Apple. Phie bhi Pineapple

Aata Maajhi satakali- Now my head gear has gone to the sides

Bagal mai chhora aur shehar mai dhindhora- Boy under Armpit and Hypercity noise Pollution

Jab bade baat kar rahe ho to beech mai toka nahi karte- When elders get Cosy. Youngers dont put nosy

Saale ko kutte ki maut marunga- Brother-in-law will die Tommy’s Death

Tujhe paakar meri Chatti aur bhi Chaudi ho gayi hai- My Chest has become Blouse

Main Tumhe Chatti ka dooth yaad dila dunga- I will make you remember Milk No. 6

Crazy C.I.D Facts

1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years.
3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.
4. There is no POLICE, C.I.D handles every case.
5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.
6. None of them ever got married.
7. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.
8. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT, & gets Finger prints tested.
9. people remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.
10.End of episode, all criminals get Fassi.

6 Funny SMS's

Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist,Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist,My name is Khan & m not a terrorist.

Rat k 2 bje baji ghar ki bell,Rat k 2 bje baji ghar ki bell,Maine Gate Khola toh,Chowkidar bola.ALL IZZ WELLALL IZZ WELL

Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu,Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu,Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu??

Tum bin hum yu kaise ji payege,Tum bin hum yu kaise ji payege,”Aayege! Mere Karan Arjun aayege”

Call karne se pehle balance jachna,Call karne se pehle balance jachna,Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna

Mehbuba k pyar me mar gaya peter,Mehbuba k pyar me mar gaya peter,Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre.

Wife comes home late at night and ...

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband  there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said Hello :-D

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Once a negro had to participate in a fancy dress..

Once a negro had to participate in a fancy dress competition..
His wife gives him a Santa Clause' costume..
Man: R u mad ? Have you ever seen a black Santa ?
His wife throws it & brings him a Snowman's costume..
Man: r u crazy ? Have you ever seen a black snowman ?
His wife gets angry, throws it n brings a wooden ruler for him..
Man: What should i do with that ruler ?
Wife: Put it in your ass and go as a chocobar icecream!!=))=))

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Interviewer & pappu

Interviewer: Let me check your word Power.

pappu : Ok Sir.

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good..

.pappu: hmmmm... Bad

Interviewer: Come

Pappu : Go.

Interviewer: Ugly.

pappu: Pichlli.

Interviewer: PICHLLIIIII????

pappu: UGLYYYYYYYYY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.

pappu: Keep Talking.

Interviewer: Ok now  stop these all.

pappu: now carry on this all

Interviewer: abe ... chup ho ja. chup ho ja. Chup ho jaaaa

pappu: abe... bolta rah. bolta rah. bolta rahhh

iewer: Areeee yaaar

pappu: areeee dushmannnnnn

Interviewer: Get Out.

pappu: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.

pappu: Oh my Devil.

Interviewer: U r Rejected.

pappu: I m selected...Thank u thank u

sir...:) :p

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