'FUCK' is the only word which can be used to express many feelings.

'FUCK' is the only word which can be used to express many feelings.
1) Revenge :- Fuck you.
2) Failure :- I'm fucked.
3) Anxiety :- What the fuck is happening.
4) Anger :- Get the fuck out of here.
5) Curious :- How the fuck did you do that.
6) Love :- She is fucking beautiful.
7) Lust :- Aah fuck me baby.
8) Pride :- I'm fucking genius.
9) Victory :- I won that fucking competition.
10) Sad :- Why the fuck does this happen to me.
11) Confused :- What the fuck.
By this time you will be thinking this is one FUCKING great message :) ;) :D

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So basically life is pornography! Isn't it ?

Virginity is like a balloon.
1 prick & it's gone forever!

Sex is like a pack of chips,
once you start you can't stop!

Exam paper is like a dick,
When it gets hard people get fucked!

Fate is like getting raped,
If you cant fight, learn to enjoy it.

Work is like a group sex,
10 people are behind your ass to take your place.

Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money & your hard work.

Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it.

So basically life is pornography!

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A sperm test... :D ;)

A 80 yr old man went for a sperm test.

Dr gave him a bottle to collect sperm. Next day, 
man came with empty bottle & 
told that he tried with his left hand
 then with his right hand.
Then his wife tried with her left hand &
 then with her rite hand.
Then his daughter in law tried 
with both hands & mouth.
Then the neighbor's wife and
 daughter tried the same way.
...
..
.
but could not open the Bottle...
.
..
...Change ur thinking boss

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Tu dost hai mera, Tujh pe jaan waar dunga.

Tu dost hai mera, Tujh pe jaan waar dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to teri *#@$  mar dunga.

Tu dikhta hai accha, Tu likhta hai accha,

Tu padhta hai accha, tu ladta hai accha,

Tujhse jo panga lega, Uski main phaad dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to teri *#@$ mar dunga.

Tu maang le jaan, Tu maang le aan,

Ladki ka number ho, ya randi ki *#@$,

Tere liye sab tere dar pe utar dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to teri. . . . ..

:D :D

has mai teri *#@$ mar dunga...


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KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is duty...

KAMASUTRA says that.. 
sex is Duty- if done with ur wife
Art- if done with ur love
Education- if done with a virgin
Tution- if done with ur teacher
Job- if done with your boss/secretary
Science- if done with a fertile lady
Business- if done with a prostitute
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with your own hand


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Sardar Was Asked to Give a Speech to Deaf and Dumb

Sardar Was Asked to Give a Speech to Deaf and Dumb People.
He Gets Up On Stage,Squeezes His nipple,
 Touches His Cock and Starts Masturbating.
Organizers Pulled Him Off Stage and 
Asked Him What the Hell He Was Doing?
He Said I Just Wanted to Start by Saying' 
Ladies and Gentlemen, it Gives Me Great Pleasure'


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Jab Mai Hone Lagi Thi Jawan

Jab Mai Hone Lagi Thi Jawan,
Sab Logone Muze Ghoora.


Khayalo me Meri Bra Kholte,
Aur Panty me Hath Dalte Poora.


Ek Din Ek Jawan ne Mere Husn Par Hamla Bol Diya,
Mai inkar karu isse pahlehi mera nada khol diya.


Sab ki nazaro mai to mai ek bachchi thi,
Uske hatho me meri kachchhi thi.


Bistar par chadar rang-birangi thi,
Ab mai uski god me nangi thi.


Dekh Uska Tagda Hathiyar,
Kapne Lagi C**** ki Deewar.


Mai Siskati rahi wo C**** raha,
Kai Aasno se Raundata raha.


C****wane me Phir Aane Laga Maza,
Charam Sukh me Badal Gayi wo Saza.


L*** To C*** Ki Wadiyo Me So Gaya,
Niche Dekho Aapka Kyu Khada Ho Gaya ?

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Ladies ke sath kon kaisa haramipan karta hai

Ladies ke sath kon kaisa haramipan karta hai:-
Petrol Wala:- Kitna Dalu?
Dhobi:- Madam Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Mai Abhi Aata Hu.
Photo copy Wala:- Madam Aage Piche Dono Taraf Se Karu,Ya Sirf 1 Side Se.
Fruit wala:- Madam kele ka size to dekho dil khush ho jayega.
Bank wala:- Madam so so ke du chalega kya.?
Auto wala:- Madam aage se nahi jayega, piche se lu?
Paper wala:- Madam kal me niche se dal k gaya tha.

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Angrez Pakistan gaya Airport se taxi lee...

Angrez Pakistan gaya
Airport se taxi lee
Raste me drivr ne uska sab kuch loot liya.
Uske kapde bhi utarke virane mein phenk dia.
ek Pathan udhar se guzra to Angrez ne usko aawaz di
Pathan:Oh yeh kya hui
Angrez ne sari baat batai
to Pathan apna naada kholte hue bola 
oye yara Tumhara aaj Din hi Kharaab Hai.

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Sardar aur Bakri

Sardar Mele Me Gaya 
Waha Do Line Lagi Thi,
ek Dekhne ki 20/- aur dusri Karne ki 10/-.
SARDAR Karne ke Liye Ghusa to 
use Sex karne ke Liye BAKRI Di Gayi.
Dusre Din Wo Dekhne Ki Line Me Laga.
Aage Wale Ko Pucha 'Ye Dikhate Kya He?'
Admi-Aaj Pata Nahi Kya Dikhayenge, 
kal To Ek Sardar Ko Bakari ke sath Dikhaya Tha...




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Kash Mai Tumhe Dekhu Jab Tum Kapde Utaro

Kash Mai
Tumhe Dekhu
Jab Tum
Kapde Utaro
.
.
Jo Dale The
Taar Pe
Sukhane Ke Liye
.
.
Aur
Tum
Apne Hath Me
Pakdo Mera
.
.
Hath
.
Aur Kaho,
Maine Tumhare Liye
Kholi Hui hai
Apni
.
.
Baahein
.
.
Ab To
Lelo Meri
.
.
Har Khushi
.
.
Aur
Mujhe Dedo Apna
.
.
Har gum
.
Fir Me
Kholu Dhire Se
Tumhari
.
.
Eyes
.
.
Aur Kahu,
Dekho Kitna
Bada hai Mera
.
.
.
Dil
.
.
Fir Me
Tumhri
Tange Uthau
Or
Dal Du Apna
.
.
****
.
.
Beta Har Bar
Majak Nahi Hota,
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