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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Wife comes home late at night and ...

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said Hello :-D

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Once a negro had to participate in a fancy dress..

Once a negro had to participate in a fancy dress competition..
His wife gives him a Santa Clause' costume..
Man: R u mad ? Have you ever seen a black Santa ?
His wife throws it & brings him a Snowman's costume..
Man: r u crazy ? Have you ever seen a black snowman ?
His wife gets angry, throws it n brings a wooden ruler for him..
Man: What should i do with that ruler ?
Wife: Put it in your ass and go as a chocobar icecream!!=))=))