Showing posts with label Naughty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughty. Show all posts

Monday, March 4, 2013

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM


STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM.
1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

'FUCK' is the only word which can be used to express many feelings.

'FUCK' is the only word which can be used to express many feelings.
1) Revenge :- Fuck you.
2) Failure :- I'm fucked.
3) Anxiety :- What the fuck is happening.
4) Anger :- Get the fuck out of here.
5) Curious :- How the fuck did you do that.
6) Love :- She is fucking beautiful.
7) Lust :- Aah fuck me baby.
8) Pride :- I'm fucking genius.
9) Victory :- I won that fucking competition.
10) Sad :- Why the fuck does this happen to me.
11) Confused :- What the fuck.
By this time you will be thinking this is one FUCKING great message :) ;) :D




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So basically life is pornography! Isn't it ?

Virginity is like a balloon.
1 prick & it's gone forever!

Sex is like a pack of chips,
once you start you can't stop!

Exam paper is like a dick,
When it gets hard people get fucked!

Fate is like getting raped,
If you cant fight, learn to enjoy it.

Work is like a group sex,
10 people are behind your ass to take your place.

Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money & your hard work.

Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it.

So basically life is pornography!




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A sperm test... :D ;)

A 80 yr old man went for a sperm test.

Dr gave him a bottle to collect sperm. Next day, 
man came with empty bottle & 
told that he tried with his left hand
 then with his right hand.
Then his wife tried with her left hand &
 then with her rite hand.
Then his daughter in law tried 
with both hands & mouth.
Then the neighbor's wife and
 daughter tried the same way.
...
..
.
but could not open the Bottle...
.
..
...Change ur thinking boss

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