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'FUCK' is the only word which can be used to express many feelings.

'FUCK' is the only word which can be used to express many feelings.
1) Revenge :- Fuck you.
2) Failure :- I'm fucked.
3) Anxiety :- What the fuck is happening.
4) Anger :- Get the fuck out of here.
5) Curious :- How the fuck did you do that.
6) Love :- She is fucking beautiful.
7) Lust :- Aah fuck me baby.
8) Pride :- I'm fucking genius.
9) Victory :- I won that fucking competition.
10) Sad :- Why the fuck does this happen to me.
11) Confused :- What the fuck.
By this time you will be thinking this is one FUCKING great message :) ;) :D

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So basically life is pornography! Isn't it ?

Virginity is like a balloon.
1 prick & it's gone forever!

Sex is like a pack of chips,
once you start you can't stop!

Exam paper is like a dick,
When it gets hard people get fucked!

Fate is like getting raped,
If you cant fight, learn to enjoy it.

Work is like a group sex,
10 people are behind your ass to take your place.

Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money & your hard work.

Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it.

So basically life is pornography!

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11 Sex Tips for Happy sex Life:

1. Air-Condition Ur Room Properly.
2. Spray Romantic Perfume,
3. Avoid Noises,
4. Use Quality Condoms,
5. Start Slowly Wit Gentle Kisses,
6. Always Prefer Wet Sex to Reduce Pain,
7. Have Sex For At Least Two Hours,
8. Fresh Up Ur Mouth Before Lip Kissing,
9. Switch On Some Romantic Music,
10. Have Sex Regularly For Healthy Living,
&
11. Then Return Home On Time. ha ha!.

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World's Best Romantic Facts

World's Best Romantic Facts:

1. Do you know that the Pleasure Of Making Love In the Dark Is 10 Times Stronger than When the Light Is On.

2. Taking Bath With your Partner Under Shower Increases your Love By 20 Times.

3. In Winter Keeping your Partner Warm In Single Blanket Instead Of Gas Heater Enhances your Love 50 Times.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

'FUCK' is the only word which can be used to express many feelings.

So basically life is pornography! Isn't it ?

11 Sex Tips for Happy sex Life

World's Best Romantic Facts