hindi muhavare SMS

Dhobi Ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka.- Washerman’s doberman neither house nor bank river

Tumhare Kaan Baj Rahe He- Your eardrums are playing drums

English is a very Funny Lauguage Naa Pine hain na Apple. Phie bhi Pineapple

Aata Maajhi satakali- Now my head gear has gone to the sides

Bagal mai chhora aur shehar mai dhindhora- Boy under Armpit and Hypercity noise Pollution

Jab bade baat kar rahe ho to beech mai toka nahi karte- When elders get Cosy. Youngers dont put nosy

Saale ko kutte ki maut marunga- Brother-in-law will die Tommy’s Death

Tujhe paakar meri Chatti aur bhi Chaudi ho gayi hai- My Chest has become Blouse

Main Tumhe Chatti ka dooth yaad dila dunga- I will make you remember Milk No. 6

Rajinikanth SMS Reloaded

 1.)Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2.) Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
3.) Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
4.) If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply             
     replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
5.) Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
6.) Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
7.) Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? 
     Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
8.) When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
9.) Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
10.) If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
11.) When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
12.) Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG”
13.) Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
14.) Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
15.) Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

Ladies ke pas wo kya hai jo

 Ladies ke pas wo kya hai jo

Gol Go hai .. Round Round hai

Left mai hai aur right side mai bhi hai

Chalte hue hilti hai,

Uska naam B se shuru hota hai

...

..

.

BANGLES.,

hahaha :D

SOCH BADLO DESH BADLEGA


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"Hum Ko To Apno Ne Luta Gairo Me Kaha Dum Tha

"Hum Ko To Apno Ne Luta Gairo Me Kaha Dum Tha

Meri Haddi Bhi Tuti Waha Jahaa Hospital Band Tha.

Mujhe Vo Ambulance Mili Jisme Petrol Kam Tha.

Muje Rikshe Me Bithaya Gaya Kyoki Kiraya Kam Tha.

Mujhe DOCTOR Ne Uthaya Nurse Me Kaha Dum Tha.

Mujhe Us Bed Par Litaya Jiske Niche Bomb Tha.

Mujhe Bomb Ne Udaya Goli Me Kaha Dum Tha.

Mujhe Sadak Par Hi Dafnaya Kyoki Kabristaan Me Bhi Function Tha.


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Interviewer & pappu

Interviewer: Let me check your word Power.

pappu : Ok Sir.

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good..

.pappu: hmmmm... Bad

Interviewer: Come

Pappu : Go.

Interviewer: Ugly.

pappu: Pichlli.

Interviewer: PICHLLIIIII????

pappu: UGLYYYYYYYYY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.

pappu: Keep Talking.

Interviewer: Ok now  stop these all.

pappu: now carry on this all

Interviewer: abe ... chup ho ja. chup ho ja. Chup ho jaaaa

pappu: abe... bolta rah. bolta rah. bolta rahhh

iewer: Areeee yaaar

pappu: areeee dushmannnnnn

Interviewer: Get Out.

pappu: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.

pappu: Oh my Devil.

Interviewer: U r Rejected.

pappu: I m selected...Thank u thank u

sir...:) :p

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Jab baccha paida hota hai to sare...

Jab baccha paida hota hai to sare

khandan wale use dekhane

aatay hain.

Bachche ka baap kehta hai:

"Mere bete ka chehra to mere pe gaya hai."

Chacha kehta hai "is ke haath paon to bilkul mere par gaye hain."

Maa kehti hai: "iss ki naak mere pe gayi hai."

Mamu kehta hai: "iss ke kaan mere par gaye hain."

Phir jab wohi baccha bada hokar

Ladkion ko Chedta hai to sare

khandan wale kehte hain:

"Pata nahi Haramkhor kis par gaya hai


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Why Indian Girls are not good in sports?

Why Indian Girls are not good in sports?

Only 10% are playing cricket, hockey, tennis,
badminton, chess, etc!
Remaining 90% are busy in playing with "Jaanu".
janu kaha ho ?
janu kya kar rahe ho ?
janu kab aaoge ?
janu you love me na ?
Janu kiske saath ho ?
janu recharge kar ke do na?
Janu muje ye chahiye.
janu movie chale. ?
Janu ye kya hai ?
Janu kya kiya din bhar ?
Janu you miss me na ?
Janu kuch to bolo ?
Janu i miss you.
janu yeh janu wo
Janu kuch nahi.
.
"Jaan le lo jaanu ki".;)

Sagai ke bad , after the engagement

(SaGaI ke BaAd)
Boy-'Oh! Ye din ka to me kabse intejar karta tha'
Girl-'To me jau?'
B-'Nahi bilkul nahi'
G-'Do u luv me?'
B-'Ha, Karta tha, karta hu aur karta rahunga'
G-'Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?'
B-'Nahi, Isse achha to me mar jau'
G-'Would u like to kiss me?'
B-'Yes, i like it'
G-'Tum muje maroge?'
B-'Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.'
G-'Kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?'
B-'Yes'
G-'Oh darling!'
(AUR SHADI K BAAD) 


Ab niche se upar padho

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A B C D for drunker

A B C D TO SABHI KO ATI HOGI  AGAR ATI BHI HOGI T0 AISI NAHI ATI HOGI.
A-ARISTOCRATE
B-BAGPIPER
C-CONTESSA
D-DIRECT SPECIAL
E-EIGHT PM
F-FUN DROP
G-GODFATHER
H-HAYWARDS
I-IMPERIAL BLUE
J-JONEY WALKER
K-KINGFISHER
L-LIME DROP
M-MACDOWL NO.1
N-NICOLASE NO.1
O-OLD MONK
P-PETER SCOT
R-ROYAL STAG
S-SIGNATURE
T-TEACHER'S SCOTT
U-UNI BOUL
V-VAT 69
W-WHITE HALL
X-XXX RUM
Y-YANKEY
Z-ZINGARO
LAGE RAHO DARU PEE  KE PADTE RAHO.

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Generation gap! But common sense!;)

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha to 6th std students. 
"Kans heard devaki's 8th son wud kill him.
So he put devaki & vasudev in prison.
1st child ws born. Kans killed it by poison.
 2nd Kans killed by sword. 
3rd was born.. 
"At this point a boy raised his hand fr a doubt. 
The teachr asked What? 


... The boy said "If kans knew that d 8th son wud kill him,why did he put devaki & vasudev in d SAME jail?" 
Teacher fainted! 
Generation gap! But common sense!;)

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WHAT is TENSION?

WHAT is TENSION?
Ladki ne Aapse Lift mangi, 
Raste me Uski Tabiat Bigad gai.
Aap Hospital Le gaye,
Doctor bola:
Aap baap ban'ne wale ho.
Apko TENSION,
Aap bole Me iska
Bap nahi,
Ladki boli:
Yehi Baap he.
Aapko aur tension.
Phir Police aaye.
Aapka medical check-up hua.
Report aai ki Aap
to kabhi Baap hi
Nahi ban sakte.
Aapko or tension.
Aap ne Uparwale ka Shukria Ada kia.
aur phir Socha ke..
Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai.
Wo kis ke hai.?
Apko phir TENSION..





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Kaminey Boys

Girl's Facebook Status-
Traveled in a BUS after such a long time..
Comments:

1)wow yar..

2)May be next time we both can go together sweety..

3)You went without me?

4)I love dat bus..

Boy's Facebook Status-

Traveled in a BUS after such a long time..

 Comments:

1)Haa to saale usme hum kya kare?

2)Bas yehi aukaat hai teri kamine..

3)Saale ab tu rickshaw me jayega to bi post/status karega kya?

4)Abe baap ko bol ek cycle dila de?

5)Haa to conductor ban jaa kamine uska.

Khud to nahi mara lekin dusra mar gaya

Ek admi pepsi ke samne rakh ke

udas baitha tha.

uska ek dost aaya

pepsi pee kar bola

'kyu udas hai..?

admi aaj to din hi kharab hai

subha biwi se jhagda ho gaya

raste me car kharab

office late gaya

boss ne naukri se nikal diya

ab suicide ke liye pepsi me

zehar milaya tha wo tu pee gaya...

SAT SACHHAI DUNIYA KI (seven realities in world)

7 Sachai Duniya Ki! (seven realities in world)

1) Aapki Aankhe Aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa He Jinhe Ap Sabun Se Nahi Dho Sakte!

2)Aap Apne Bal Nahi Gin Sakte!

3)Aapki Zeeb Aapke Sare Danto Ko Nahi Chu Sakti!

4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Karenge!

5) Aap Muskura Rahe Ho Kyunki Aapki Zeeb Aapke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Sakti Hai!

6) Aap Hans Rahe Ho Kyunki Aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho!

7) Aap Isse Aage Send Karoge Kyunki

Aap Maza Lena Chahte Ho Dusro Ko Bewkuf Banakr