STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM.
1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

One day we all will be siting & thinking hard about life..

One day we all will be siting & thinking hard about life..
How it changed from simple college life to strict professional life
How pocket money changed to huge monthly pay cheques.. But gives less happiness
How a few local jeans changed to new branded wardrobe..But less occasions to use them
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full pizza..But hunger is less
How a bike always in reserve, changed to a car always on, But less places to go
How 2tosave every single rupee to recharge mobile phone,
changed to postpaid connection but less people to talk to
Life moves fast,so stay in touch..

Life is not about a ..

Life is not about a  cool boy by your side, but about a pagli friends with whom u can discus all shitty things about the cool boy.

Its not about nokia N-series but about the last battery present, when you have to say something special to someone.

Its not about 10hrs of study, but about 15mins tea break.

Its not about wishing a friend on birthday but about listening all  gaali's for forgotten it.

life is about all the small moments.

"True Love"

"True Love"

Once A Boy And A Girl Decided To Write Down Whatever

They Wanted To Change In Each Other

Boy's Eyes Filled With Tears after Reading

The Girl Has Written, what she wants to change in the boy.

Girl's Eyes Were Filled with tears After Reading One Line The Boy Has Written :

"I Just Want To Change Your Surname To Mine"

Respect The One Who Loves You.

Because It Is Hard To Live With Your Shadows...

Learn to Be Optimistic In Life Because

*Worries At the Start Of The Day Means you are Still Alive! 

 *Clothes that Don’t Fit Means U Have A Good Appetite.

 *Tears In Ur Eyes Means There Is Somebody U Care For.  

*The Mess to Clean After Party Means U Have Friends Around U. 

*Roof that Needs Repair Means U Have Got A House.

 *Different Bills 2 Pay Means U R Not Unemployed. 

*Messages On Ur Mobile Means There Is Somebody Who Remembers U.

>Learn to Be Optimistic In Life Because  Everything Around U Happens 4 A Reason.