HINDI FILM SONGS & DIAGNOSIS OF WHAT’S REALLY WRONG WITH YOU

(No Need to VISIT Doctor TO FIND OUT)
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Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale : FEVER
Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi : HEART ATTACK
Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kahin baaki hai: CONSTIPATION
Bidi jalaile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai: ACIDITY
Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon : CATARACT
Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kehna : ALZEIMERS
Mann dole mera tann dole : VERTIGO
Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha hai : HIGH BP
Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen per nahin padte mere : CORN ON FEET
Hai re hai …. Neend nahin aaye : INSOMNIA

Tu dost hai mera, Tujh pe jaan waar dunga.

Tu dost hai mera, Tujh pe jaan waar dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to teri *#@$  mar dunga.

Tu dikhta hai accha, Tu likhta hai accha,

Tu padhta hai accha, tu ladta hai accha,

Tujhse jo panga lega, Uski main phaad dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to teri *#@$ mar dunga.

Tu maang le jaan, Tu maang le aan,

Ladki ka number ho, ya randi ki *#@$,

Tere liye sab tere dar pe utar dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to teri. . . . ..

:D :D

has mai teri *#@$ mar dunga...


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Mom & Dad ka Paigaam..

please read with heart.

(Mom & DAD) ka Paigaam..

1.Jis Din Tum Hame Budha Dekho Tab

Sabar Karna Aur Hame Samajhne Ki Koshish Karna.

2.Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhool

Jaaye Toh Hum Par ghussa Na Karna Aur Apna Bachpann Yaad Karna.

3.Jab Hum Budhe Hokar Chal Na Paaye Toh Hamara Sahara Banna Aur Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Karna.

4.Jab Hum Beemar Hojaaye Toh Woh Din Yaad Karke Hum Par Apne Paise Kharch Karna,Jab Hum Tumhari Khawaishen Puri Karne Ke Liye Apni Khawaishen Qurbaa

n Karte The,

Plzz share this Beautiful message with everyone

& Respect Ur Parents.

Duniya bhar ke msg to har koi karta hai.ek msg maa bap k nam.

Ek sweet Love story

Ek sweet Love story

ek ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle do message  kiye..

ek girlfriend Ko aur best friend ko...

 "mai ja raha hu reply fast.."

1st reply girlfriend Ka aaya

"tum kahan ja rahe ho, i am busy bad me milenge..

Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..

 2nd message best friend ka aaya ' abe kamine akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mai bhi aata

Hu ‘ ye padhkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya..

so forward to all your friends to show that "friendship" is  better than love

"MAA-BAAP"Ki ek dua Zindgi Bana Degi.

"MAA-BAAP"Ki ek dua Zindgi Bana Degi.

Khud Royegi Magar Aapko Hasa Degi.

Kabhi Bhul Kar Bhi Maa Ko Na RULANA,

Ek Choti Si Bund puri Dharti hila Degi.

Apni juban ki Takat us MAA-BAAP par mat Aajmao jisne Tumhe bolna Sikhaya hai...

Is Sms ko itna Failao jitni tumhe Apne parents se Mohabbat hai.