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Wife comes home late at night and ...

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said Hello :-D

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'FUCK' is the only word which can be used to express many feelings.

'FUCK' is the only word which can be used to express many feelings.
1) Revenge :- Fuck you.
2) Failure :- I'm fucked.
3) Anxiety :- What the fuck is happening.
4) Anger :- Get the fuck out of here.
5) Curious :- How the fuck did you do that.
6) Love :- She is fucking beautiful.
7) Lust :- Aah fuck me baby.
8) Pride :- I'm fucking genius.
9) Victory :- I won that fucking competition.
10) Sad :- Why the fuck does this happen to me.
11) Confused :- What the fuck.
By this time you will be thinking this is one FUCKING great message :) ;) :D

So basically life is pornography! Isn't it ?

Virginity is like a balloon.
1 prick & it's gone forever!

Sex is like a pack of chips,
once you start you can't stop!

Exam paper is like a dick,
When it gets hard people get fucked!

Fate is like getting raped,
If you cant fight, learn to enjoy it.

Work is like a group sex,
10 people are behind your ass to take your place.

Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money & your hard work.

Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it.

So basically life is pornography!

11 Sex Tips for Happy sex Life

11 Sex Tips for Happy sex Life:

1. Air-Condition Ur Room Properly.
2. Spray Romantic Perfume,
3. Avoid Noises,
4. Use Quality Condoms,
5. Start Slowly Wit Gentle Kisses,
6. Always Prefer Wet Sex to Reduce Pain,
7. Have Sex For At Least Two Hours,
8. Fresh Up Ur Mouth Before Lip Kissing,
9. Switch On Some Romantic Music,
10. Have Sex Regularly For Healthy Living,
&
11. Then Return Home On Time. ha ha!.

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A sperm test... :D ;)

A 80 yr old man went for a sperm test.

Dr gave him a bottle to collect sperm. Next day,
man came with empty bottle &
told that he tried with his left hand
then with his right hand.
Then his wife tried with her left hand &
then with her rite hand.
Then his daughter in law tried
with both hands & mouth.
Then the neighbor's wife and
daughter tried the same way.
...
..
.
but could not open the Bottle...
.
..
...Change ur thinking boss

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World's Best Romantic Facts

World's Best Romantic Facts:

1. Do you know that the Pleasure Of Making Love In the Dark Is 10 Times Stronger than When the Light Is On.

2. Taking Bath With your Partner Under Shower Increases your Love By 20 Times.

3. In Winter Keeping your Partner Warm In Single Blanket Instead Of Gas Heater Enhances your Love 50 Times.

Once a negro had to participate in a fancy dress..

Once a negro had to participate in a fancy dress competition..
His wife gives him a Santa Clause' costume..
Man: R u mad ? Have you ever seen a black Santa ?
His wife throws it & brings him a Snowman's costume..
Man: r u crazy ? Have you ever seen a black snowman ?
His wife gets angry, throws it n brings a wooden ruler for him..
Man: What should i do with that ruler ?
Wife: Put it in your ass and go as a chocobar icecream!!=))=))

Tuesday, February 26, 2013